Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted offer something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the beast, causing some nervouslaughing. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone popular online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- conspiracy theories abound that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during Trump viral footage his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Drain the Swamp!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is going into a cage full of vicious alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.